Picture this!
Form the image of one of your favorite bands. They're looking quite spiffy arent they? Now image you are listening to their best album they ever written. Like the album in which you can listen to on repeat all day night still thinking it's a major breakthrough in music history! Now, imagine finding out that they are playing a show in your hometown. And in this show, they are going to be playing that same, brilliant album...first to last song, all live. How crazed will you be? Probably jumping up and down in your seat, shaking profusely, and a smile from cheek to cheek. Imagine, now, asking your mother if you are free that night to attend this wonderous event. She agreed to it. Another major score!
Now, go on Ticketmaster.com to purchase your tickets. Click on 'Find Tickets' Now watch as the message: 'Must be 21 or older' appear on the screen. You take out your state ID and realize: HOLY SHIT, I'M ONLY 18!! You suddenly get this feeling of taking the nearest vehicle (yours or a strangers) and drive it off of a cliff into the Grand Canyon in which it will make sudden contact with the bottom, and set aflame.
Cursive-playing all of the album 'Domestica' at Subterranean in Chicago. If you are 21 or older, DO NOT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY. And possibly sneak in a video camera (preferably in HD with a steady hand).
Sam
I knew exactly where that story was going as soon as I started reading it.
ReplyDeleteWell, Mr. Tracey, you are a very good at making inferences. Congratulations! ;D
ReplyDeleteGet a fake, or find a twin who is 21. You're coming with me. Also, tell Jeff the same thing.
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